You’re Killing Me review – did an AI monkey write this terrible Brooke Shields crime caper?
Abstract: Look, we all want Brooke Shields to be in gainful employment. We all want her to have a fabulous third act to her career. God knows, the child model turned star of prurient fever dreams Pretty Baby and The Blue Lagoon (and the “Nothing comes between me and my Calvins” jeans ad campaign when she was 15) has earned it. Plus, she did a fine turn in Friends and a number of us remember Suddenly Susan very fondly. But she’s terrible in the terrible new thing she’s in, which is a six-part comedy drama called You’re Kil…

Look, we all want Brooke Shields to be in gainful employment. We all want her to have a fabulous third act to her career.
Soon, whichever AI monkey is in charge of storyboarding has contrived to bring Andi and Allison together to investigate what they believe to be murder.
- Look, we all want Brooke Shields to be in gainful employment.
- We all want her to have a fabulous third act to her career.
- God knows, the child model turned star of prurient fever dreams Pretty Baby and The Blue Lagoon (and the “Nothing comes between me and my Calvins” jeans ad campaign when she was 15) has earned it.
You’re Killing Me review, did an AI monkey write this terrible Brooke Shields crime caper?: Look, we all want Brooke Shields to be in gainful employment. Shields plays successful cosy mystery novelist Allison Chandler, who lives in the picturesque town of Founder’s Cove, Maine.
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God knows, the child model turned star of prurient fever dreams Pretty Baby and The Blue Lagoon (and the “Nothing comes between me and my Calvins” jeans ad campaign when she was 15) has earned it. Plus, she did a fine turn in Friends and a number of us remember Suddenly Susan very fondly.
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- JournalismThe Guardian2026-08-21
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